Jelly Teeth

You're going to feel a little silly holding one of these and you're going to eat the whole bag anyway. Jelly Teeth are the flavor payoff hiding behind a ridiculous shape — soft, chewy, a bright sweet-tart fruit blend you can't quite place but absolutely don't want to stop eating. Part novelty, fully serious candy. The one people buy once to try and then add to every order without explaining why. The gummy you didn't know you needed but now quietly require.

What's inside

• Flavor: A bright, sweet-tart fruit blend — fruity without resolving into one specific fruit, which is exactly why it's addictive. The flavor keeps you guessing in a way you enjoy.
• Texture: Softer than a gummy bear, more body than a jelly. Holds its silly shape in your hand, melts into the chew in the best way
• Best paired with: A vibe check, anyone being too serious, any occasion that benefits from a conversation piece disguised as candy
• Color: Naturally colored — that warm peachy-white that looks exactly like it should for something called Jelly Teeth
• Size: 45g resealable bag · roughly 18–20 teeth (yes, we counted)
• Made in: Cairo, Egypt

Questions people ask

What flavor are they exactly? Sweet-tart fruit — the kind that doesn't resolve into a single fruit but keeps you pleasantly guessing. It's not strawberry. It's not peach. It's Jelly Teeth. Some things just are what they are.

Are they actually shaped like teeth? Yes. Specifically the novelty gummy mold — two little front teeth. It's ridiculous. We fully committed to it and have no regrets.

Why do Jelly Teeth always run out first? Unknown. This is a consistent phenomenon observed across every tasting. We have theories but no conclusions. The data just shows they disappear.

Are these appropriate to eat in a professional setting? Taste-wise, absolutely yes. Shape-wise, that's between you and your colleagues.

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